Hey! I’m having a give-a-wey
The prize is a copy of Ojitos Borrosos
Which compiles the “best of” my comics in 160 pages
To enter just reblog this post once
If you do it more times, you’re out!
I’ll pick a winner at random on May 31.
Anyone can participate! So get reblogging : )
pick me pick me
Cats in the pants. I got an honorable mention.
Adventures of The Social Assassin
Bro: Hey Social Assassin, nice shoes.
Social Assassin: THEY SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT GUESS WHY!!1
Bro: Alright, see you later Social Assassin!
Cursor, cursor, on the screen,
Where’s the pic that’s most obscene?
The still-birth baby with holes for eyes,
Or the two nice ladies eating dootie pies?
All I have is a beer and a nickel
Conformity killed the cat
No I don’t want a pickle
What do you think about that?
Leave me ALONE!
I don’t want to sing your song
I pledge allegiance to the skull and bone.
LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE!
I HATE MY HOME! I HATE MY HOME!
I hate my home…
I hate my home………
Working on my onomatopoeia, Pt. II
Why does this video not have over a million views?
Really not understanding all you interbags right now…
English is Boring.
A common scene in the life of a common person:
An uncle walks into his sister’s house:
Nephew: Uncle Charlie is here!
Uncle Charlie is “here”? Is he an old row boat docking in a dank port? No, he’s motherfucking uncle Charlie!
A revised, less common, scene in the life of an MFing uncle:
Uncle walks into his sister’s house:
Nephew: BITCH IT’S CHARLIE!!!
Pythagorean’s Boner Theorum
High concentrations of colorful shapes will invariably yield tented trousers/shorts.
THE BBC GOT FUNNY
“A team of 30 Spanish doctors say they have successfully performed the world’s first full face transplant.”
HAHAHA GO ON!!
There’s a whole set up on youtube.