English is Boring.
A common scene in the life of a common person:
An uncle walks into his sister’s house:
Nephew: Uncle Charlie is here!
Scene.
Uncle Charlie is “here”? Is he an old row boat docking in a dank port? No, he’s motherfucking uncle Charlie!
A revised, less common, scene in the life of an MFing uncle:
Uncle walks into his sister’s house:
Nephew: BITCH IT’S CHARLIE!!!
Motherfucking Scene.
