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inechi:

Hey! I’m having a give-a-wey
The prize is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eiexQyG11qa4xxwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snakebomb.tumblr.com/post/23519431478/inechi-hey-im-having-a-give-a-wey-the-prize" target="_blank"&gt;snakebomb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inechi.tumblr.com/post/23518726580/hey-im-having-a-give-a-wey-the-prize-is-a-copy" target="_blank"&gt;inechi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey! I’m having a give-a-wey&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cafeconleche.com.mx/ojitosborrosos.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The prize is a copy of Ojitos Borrosos&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Which compiles the “best of” my comics in 160 pages&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://cafeconleche.com.mx/Media/ojitos-400.gif"/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;To enter just reblog this post once&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt; If you do it more times, you’re out!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt; I’ll pick a winner at random on May 31.&lt;br/&gt; Anyone can participate! So get reblogging : )&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;pick me pick me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/23522874006</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/23522874006</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 20:47:25 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdxehRUFI1qzawjvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/8457915148</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/8457915148</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 21:51:53 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>streetcarnage:

GROSSEST THINGS EVER CONTEST RESULTS...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdgpdtrhl1qknogyo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://streetcarnage.tumblr.com/post/8448036876" target="_blank"&gt;streetcarnage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h3 id="post-37465"&gt;&lt;span class="index_sc_header_type"&gt;&lt;a title="Permanent Link to GROSSEST THINGS EVER CONTEST RESULTS [NSFW]" href="http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/grossest-things-ever-contest-results-nsfw/" target="_blank"&gt;GROSSEST &lt;em&gt;THINGS&lt;/em&gt; EVER CONTEST RESULTS [NSFW]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cats in the pants. I got an honorable mention.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/8451195303</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/8451195303</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:05:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Adventures of The Social Assassin</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Bro: Hey Social Assassin, nice shoes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Social Assassin: THEY SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT GUESS WHY!!1&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bro: Alright, see you later Social Assassin!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/5426228492</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/5426228492</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 12:50:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Cursor, cursor, on the screen,
Where&amp;#8217;s the pic that&amp;#8217;s most obscene?
The still-birth baby...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cursor, cursor, on the screen,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where&amp;#8217;s the pic that&amp;#8217;s most obscene?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The still-birth baby with holes for eyes,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or the two nice ladies eating dootie pies?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/5399888267</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/5399888267</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 15:15:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Teenage Poetry</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="240" align="top" width="186" src="http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/08/33/5/192/1922153/01896aa62795c589_taylor.larger.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All I have is a beer and a nickel&lt;br/&gt;Conformity killed the cat&lt;br/&gt;No I don’t want a pickle&lt;br/&gt;What do you think about that?&lt;br/&gt;Teacher! Teacher!&lt;br/&gt;Leave me ALONE!&lt;br/&gt;I don’t want to sing your song&lt;br/&gt;I pledge allegiance to the skull and bone.&lt;br/&gt;LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE!&lt;br/&gt;I HATE MY HOME! I HATE MY HOME!&lt;br/&gt;I hate my home…&lt;br/&gt;I hate my home…&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/1383353387</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/1383353387</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:04:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Working on my onomatopoeia, Pt. II</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lar79gqztm1qzz587.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SQUUEEEEKEKEKEK-RRRR-EERRRRR-mmmwweeEEEE-EEEEER-RRRR-SKEE-KEEEEEEK!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/1382342931</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/1382342931</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:32:26 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Why does this video not have over a million views?Really not...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gmOOEuAwzdg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why does this video not have over a million views?&lt;br/&gt;Really not understanding all you interbags right now…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/788423498</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/788423498</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:19:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>English is Boring.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2qaevAmPh1qzz587.jpg" width="347" height="232"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A common scene in the life of a common person:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An uncle walks into his sister&amp;#8217;s house:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nephew: Uncle Charlie is here!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Scene.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Uncle Charlie is &amp;#8220;here&amp;#8221;? Is he an old row boat docking in a dank port? No, he&amp;#8217;s motherfucking uncle Charlie!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A revised, less common, scene in the life of an MFing uncle:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Uncle walks into his sister&amp;#8217;s house:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nephew: BITCH IT&amp;#8217;S CHARLIE!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Motherfucking Scene.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/616644260</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/616644260</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 11:12:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Pythagorean’s Boner Theorum
High concentrations of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2720i4C2K1qzawjvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pythagorean’s Boner Theorum&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;High concentrations of colorful shapes will invariably yield tented trousers/shorts.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/586278406</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/586278406</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 01:55:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Siriusmo - High Together
JACKKKK’D FRIDAYSS</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/579478333/tumblr_l22glalU4j1qzawjv&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Siriusmo - High Together&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;JACKKKK’D FRIDAYSS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/579478333</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/579478333</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 14:22:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>THE BBC GOT FUNNY</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;&lt;strong&gt;A team of 30 Spanish doctors say they have successfully performed the  world&amp;#8217;s first full face transplant.&amp;#8221;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAHAHA GO ON!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/543519260</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/543519260</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:37:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Tim Heidecker &amp; Robert Popper in: When Two Become One.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ASqbbKIctX4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tim Heidecker &amp; Robert Popper in: When Two Become One.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/340310878</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/340310878</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:44:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>There’s a whole set up on...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ckXkq99AZsc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s a whole set up on youtube.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;STUMP!&lt;br/&gt;THAT!&lt;br/&gt;BEEEEEAN!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dogatch.jp/mameshibaworld/" target="_blank"&gt;http://dogatch.jp/mameshibaworld/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/295390659</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/295390659</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:45:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“Doth ye care to see a track stand?”
The original...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktu7fllgKZ1qzawjvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Doth ye care to see a track stand?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The original fixed-gear hipster.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/261112612</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/261112612</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:54:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thepublics:

culturite:

Buy Nothing Day
Nov 27 - North...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktn3iwmST31qz7osuo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thepublics.tumblr.com/post/258921997/buy-nothing-day-2009" target="_blank"&gt;thepublics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://culturite.tumblr.com/post/256235216/buy-nothing-day-2009" target="_blank"&gt;culturite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Buy Nothing Day&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nov 27 - North America&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve gotta go stock up on ice cream before the protest starts!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/258995646</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/258995646</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:17:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>OLD DOGS ALT. TRAILER</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/7827376" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OLD DOGS ALT. TRAILER&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/257783764</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/257783764</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:08:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ode to the Simile</title><description>&lt;p&gt;similes are weak&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like plato was a greek&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like mister &amp;#8216;s a potato&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like rick jay is a freak&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like ben loves jerry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;likes twins always peak&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like frosting on your flakes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like what Buddha is to meek&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/251794225</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/251794225</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:04:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Working on my onomatopoeia.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6wz7UJmp1qzz587.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;EI EI EI EI KKKKKKKD FFFFFSH AHJEU JEU JEU JEU JEU JEU!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/245758641</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/245758641</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:08:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I think about you&amp;#8230;I think about you all the time.
When I wake up in the morning, when I put on...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think about you&amp;#8230;I think about you all the time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I wake up in the morning, when I put on my slippers, when I make my coffee, when I read the paper, while I brush my teeth, when I button up my shirt, while I&amp;#8217;m on the freeway, when I sit at my desk, when I&amp;#8217;m sending a fax, while I have my lunch, when I come home at night, when I put on my favorite record, when I walk my dog, and when I go to sleep at night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love you, weiner.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/240533646</link><guid>http://millionsmcbillions.tumblr.com/post/240533646</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:03:11 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

